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ectoplasmer · 2 years ago

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it’s late and my brain is barely working and my room is cold as usual and i know there are a lot of other more important things i could be mulling over but i’m thinking about how my f/os would fare in the winter weather and like. the odds aren’t looking too good here

#rip to marik. i think the lowest it ever gets in egypt is like 32°f #and here it can get down to the single and sometimes negative digits #i think he’d like the idea of snow and winter weather but when actually presented with it (especially to the degree we get here) he’d just.#dread it lol #like the first week when it’s snowing for the first time that season he’d be all hyped #but then it starts snowing like on and off for like five months and he gets sick of it quick dkfhdkd #poor thing #human heater etc etc but i think he’d practically freeze in this weather #i think melv would be similar but would be less dramatic about it #like while marik starts whining whenever he sees that it’s snowing in the morning melvin just. death glares it and elects to ignore it #probably gets curious about the snow goes outside once instantly hates it #likely wouldn’t ‘freeze’ as easily as marik but oh boy does he still hate it #refuses to go outside unless absolutely needed. reluctantly gets all bundled up in winter clothes and is still pissed about it #he’s just channeling all his anger at it for no apparent reason dkdhdjdh #ryou probably would be the least effected #his apartment is already a refrigerator there’s really not that big of a difference lol #he’s be the one to casually go outside and just. lay in some random snow pile for a few minutes #would also probably say something dumb like ‘it simulates death’ or something #unrelated but i could see him bundling up during the winter and like. sobs. he’d look so cute #yamiba… this poor man #goes outside even if it’s just to the porch and still manages to find a way to almost slip. parking lots are his worst enemy during winter #in the same boat as marik where he just complains every time he has to go outside when there is snow #i think he’d tolerate it at times but only when it’s a misfortune to people who aren’t him lol #also freezes. he’s naturally cold and all but man he is suffering in anything below 40°f #instant fix to all these problems is uhhh #cuddling. under an absurd amount of blankets while drinking hot cocoa and annoying the heck out of each other. <3 #man if we had a fireplace. i would never shut up about the idea of cuddling in front of it during these months #cuddling in general during cold months >>>#no time for bad emotions when i have f/os who need to be kept warm gosh dang it #quartzshipping

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